I have two beautiful girls. I am extremely appreciative of these blessings, and thank God every single day (or at least every third) for their presence in my life. Having only girls…in fact living in a household chocked full of only estrogen (do dogs have estrogen too?) is quite the adventure, but I think I have a few of the tools necessary to survive:
1. I could literally go days without speaking, and be totally okay with that. This will come in handy as I will be outnumbered in words approximately 60,000 to 7,000 on a daily basis (http://www.boston.com/news/globe/ideas/articles/2006/09/24/sex_on_the_brain/).
2. Florida law appears to back up my right to defend my home against potential intruders/burglars (note to self, state tax benefits are not the only reason to go through w/ the relocation to Tallahassee ) (http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/archive/2008/09/23/for-dad-how-to-beat-up-your-daughter-s-boyfriend-and-not-get-caught.aspx).
You might think I would feel a little out of place with zero male companionship…but I’m pretty sure I have some attributes that will help me fit in rather well in the house:
1. I cried during “Click”.
2. I couldn’t change a tire if my life depended on it.
3. I have a man crush on Zach Braff.
4. I drive a powder blue Prius.
When it comes down to it, I think my only true concerns are financial. Two college educations? Two weddings!?! That’s why I’m starting a new fund to help bolster the coffers for 18 years from now. I call it the…
International
Monetary
Supplement
Concerning
Recovering from
Educational and
Wedding
Events for
Daugthers\
Please help as much as you can, as often as you can.
